绕口令

 

　　Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks!

 

　　K.

 

　　Knapsack straps.

 

　　Knife and a fork, bottle and a cork, that is the way you spell New York.

 

　　L.

 

　　Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.

 

　　Listen to the local yokel yodel.

 

　　Lovely lemon liniment.

 

　　M.

 

　　Meet Sir Cecil Thistlethwaite, the celebrated theological statistician.

 

　　Mix, Miss Mix!

 

　　Moose noshing much mush.

 

　　Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but moses supposes erroneously. For moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses as moses supposes his toeses to be!

 

　　Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.

 

　　My dame hath a lame tame crane. My dame hath a crane that is lame.

 

　　Mr. Cook said to a cook: "Look at this cook-book. It's very good." So the cook took the advice of Mr. Cook and bought the book.

 

　　N.

 

　　Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

 

　　O.

 

　　Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first I felt that felt hat's felt.

 

　　Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos.

 

　　Once upon a barren moor there dwelt a bear, also a boar. The bear could not bear the boar. The boar thought the bear a bore. At last the bear could bear no more of that boar that bored him on the moor, and so one morn he bored the boar - that boar will bore the bear no more.

 

　　One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

 

　　One-One was a racehorse. Two-Two was one, too. When One-One won one race, Two-Two won one, too.

 

　　P.

 

　　Pacific Lithograph.

 

　　Peggy Babcock.

 

　　Plague-bearing prairie dogs.

 

　　Please pay promptly.

 

　　Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate.

 

　　Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

 

　　Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?

 

　　If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

 

　　where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

 

　　Q.

 

　　Quick kiss. Quicker kiss.

 

　　R.

 

　　Real weird rear wheels.

 

　　Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

 

　　Robin Redbreast's bad breath.

 

　　S.

 

　　Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.

 

　　Sarah sitting in her sitting room, all she does is sits and shifts, all she does is sits and shifts.

 

　　Say this sharply, say this sweetly, Say this shortly, say this softly. Say this sixteen times in succession.

 

　　Selfish shellfish.

 

　　She said she should sit.

 

　　She sees cheese.

 

　　She sells seashells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

 

　　She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.

 

　　Sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack. Sheep should sleep in a shed.

 

　　Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers.

 

　　Shredded Swiss cheese.

 

　　Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

 

　　Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.

 

　　Silly sheep weep and sleep.

 

　　Six sharp smart sharks.

 

　　Six shimmering sharks' sharply striking shins.

 

　　Six short slow shepherds.

 

　　Six silly sisters sell silk to six sickly senior citizens.

 

　　Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

 

　　Six sticky sucker sticks.

 

　　Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.

 

　　Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

 

　　"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised. "Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."

 

　　So she bought a bit of butter,

 

　　better than her bitter butter,

 

　　and she baked it in her batter,

 

　　and the batter was not bitter.

 

　　So 'twas better Betty Botter

 

　　bought a bit of better butter.　T.